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EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




this ain't france -


TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm
Excellent.


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


NEIGHBOUR ANNOYING YOU? - HOW TO GET THEM TO STOP FOR GOOD




OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

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GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! d***, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


TENACITY -




J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.




CANCER - Shmancer...




PWNED - it happens to the best of us




CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."


TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm
Hilarious.


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


OWNED - Check and Mate


TAGS: mac pc owned games
Rating: 4.6/5

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Untamedfifty - August 16, 2010, 10:07 am
5 hardcore pc's
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:19 pm
pc pwnt mac hahaha
Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 5:59 pm
Consider this is 5 wins. I loled at this HARRD!
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
win, 5/5
Mr. Shiny - March 15, 2010, 2:46 am
Ha ha I like it.


RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

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otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


BRAIN ANEURYSM -


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L


BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


VIDEO GAME CAT - Im gunna rofl pwn your ace with mai mystic skillz. OWNT




CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.


TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

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Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
rofl
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one


SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...


TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.


TAGS: fail owned dopes
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:04 am
With the holiday stuff in the stores right after halloween, it's amazing we're all not xmas'd out by December 1st.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
I always love the holidays!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
Merry Christmas, Grey... thanks for the comment on the xmas poster.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:00 am
Merry Christmas, Canada!!! Hope yours was a good one.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
Merry Christmas AGGY!
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:58 pm
Oooops.... sorry, tree... let me help: Retraction (noun) - the withdrawl of a promise, statement, opinion, etc.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:57 pm
HAHA! see its not my fault im an a**hole! its when i was born.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
Tree... now would be the time for a retraction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:53 pm
About Leo.... not your ex. I wouldn't know.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:52 pm
Agreed, Porc
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
did I detect a person of color reference, treebon**?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
Leo isn't too correct. It has a couple points that are on. It describes my ex to a tee, however.
Treehodger - December 25, 2009, 11:45 pm
I am Taurus (May 9th) and that pretty much sums me up as a hole. Thank God for the crazy blackies that sit around Africa and make this mumbo-jumbo up. God bless wherever.
HerculesIsKnownForHisInhumanStrenghtYetHeDiedFromAids - September 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
this is so accurate ive based me and my friends and its kinda creepy.. O_o


OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant **** when they are in the air.. :)


MUTANT -


TAGS: pokemon pikachu abandoned hammy
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:07 pm
zombie-chu
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 am
yup
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:04 pm
a pikachu Zombie, guess ash lost that ball?


PARENTS....P'FFFT -


TAGS: prejudcie learned
Rating: 4.77/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:38 am
Remarkable
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Love the picture.
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:56 pm
Amsome work RL!
Airman - December 1, 2010, 3:32 pm
perfect
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 2:06 pm

lolz...you know dude...from you...that really means something....lol
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 1:53 pm
Amazing. 5L


CREATION - And on the 7th day GOD made Himself a bacon-burger, and He saw that it was Amsome.


TAGS: creation the 7th day explained
Rating: 4.32/5

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LeightonESmith - March 11, 2011, 8:38 am
Ah..... :-/
motinet - March 11, 2011, 8:31 am

Amsome is a motifake term. You are more likely to get rejected for using the word "awesome"
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
LMAO Rerun
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:15 pm
AMSOME!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:57 pm

gee Leighton, if you read the threads you would know what amsome really is...I will give you an example: The regs think it is amsome that you just got a one week ban for being a douche....see how easy it is to be amsome?
LeightonESmith - October 30, 2010, 6:51 pm
How did amsome get past the modz? Useless bungholes. OH IT HAS HEAPS OF BACON AND BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THESE DAYS! Who cares what is written.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:57 pm
3L, don't mean to piss you off, but I don't like religion


PWNED - When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.




BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:59 pm
His FOOT, Nic.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am
That's not Buddha, that's h**ei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




FAIL!!!!!! -




M61 VULCAN -




KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.


TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm
I WANA PET DA KITTY


and what a time it was -


TAGS: kennedy paul simon nov 22
Rating: 4.05/5

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kellyvanrijn - January 3, 2015, 7:49 pm
I wonder if he was thinking about b***** Marilyn Monroe when this picture was taken?
tellitlikeitis - November 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
One of my favourites:)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:24 am
Dang...forgot
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:07 pm
5 me lord.


THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!


TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!


TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L


THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn




I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse


TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

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MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
lol!


HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse


EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..




INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?


RECREATIONAREA -


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me


SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


COMPLAINING - Nobody likes it




BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned


TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm
Thats why white men can't jump.....


PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.




HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


RIDICULOUS - My servant keeps saying I don't treat her like a wife.




FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.




DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."


TAGS: cat sad fail owned bartender
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
amsome
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L


TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies


TAGS: d***ed hippies
Rating: 3.75/5

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Kyronic - January 8, 2013, 12:17 am
I am offended by this poster and gave it 5 lions.


OWNED !!! -


TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.


JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.




STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.




ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.


TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.41/5

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Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am
I'm in awe. 5L


ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.


TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
Nice.5L
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5


MARDI GRAS BEADS -


TAGS: mardi gras day a conditioned response see the beads look at these
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 10:43 pm
Hey, thanks -- you monochromatic arachnid ... for creeping me out on so many levels. 5.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:03 pm
Emotional scars........ ACTIVATE!
GreyScorpion - February 15, 2010, 9:00 pm
nothing says I love you like a string of beads of the seed
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:55 pm
Just like the pearl necklace dad gave mom?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:51 pm

starting them off young


SPEED -


TAGS: relationships ruined true truth p***
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:34 pm
Although nobody is perfect... She was disconcerted with the almost dead h***er in my trunk. Kind of a mess making sure she fit the amputee part of the fantasy. True love is someone who will help you bury someone alive.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm

wow, I am so glad you found that special somebody....
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:18 pm
No worries, she is into Slovakian amputee animal scat as well.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm

got caught Monkey?
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
lmao Brilliant! 5Lashings!


LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.


TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

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jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!


EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.




SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.




THE "BOX" -


TAGS: box think outside confined climb out liberate
Rating: 4.81/5

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Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could


POT -


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.


RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.


TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!


AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...




LEON SCOTT KENNEDY - The only person to always have perfect emo hair no matter what




HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

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mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


I THINK... - someone found the can with pills that was hidden in the garage




PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?


TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.


MAKE-UP - Necessity is the mother of invention.




SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


FADING MEMORY - That's all you'll ever be.


TAGS: fading memory bully shinedown song
Rating: 4.94/5

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dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
That's all you'll ever be a fading memory of bully-Shinedown
Uthon - April 6, 2012, 2:17 am
My posters seem to spark in me when I'm happy, which seems a little ironic considering some of their moods.
tellitlikeitis - March 29, 2012, 8:47 pm
Wow...
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:49 pm
excellent
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 3:45 pm
Demotivational: Check, Beautiful: Check, 5L: Triple Check... Superb...
mariand - March 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
well done...


MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more




it might have been -


TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was sh**? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions


Ignorance -


TAGS: ignorance bliss denial uneducated causes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:28 pm
Sorry dawg...you don't come across as the ignorant type. I mean look, you knew what to do with those 5L's...thanks.
spacedog - November 27, 2013, 6:06 pm
Bingo! That's why it is so hard to contain. 5L
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:51 pm
Oldsod...she sent me the dang picture! Thanks for the vote though, even if I have to share them with her. Teehee
Oldsod - November 27, 2013, 2:15 pm
How...how do you know my wife? 5 crabby old bats!


I FEEL FOR YOU -


TAGS: good old forlorned gary
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - August 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Bourbon???!! I wouldn’t offer that to my neighbor’s cat. Now Scotch…might be….wait….Gin! Mix the sap of the sloe with raw prune juice…and alka seltzer…and a dash of sriracha…now we got a furry pooper….or fiery pooper. BRB
fatelvis - August 1, 2012, 10:49 pm
Bourbon and prune juice?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:36 pm
A quadruped’s dream….or the name of a drink I just invented
steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
What the heck is a furry pooper? I mean i can guess but i think if anyone has one they should see their proctologist or veterinarian pronto!
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
Plausible, plausible…..you realize I just called an engineer a pyorrhea instead of a pariah just a few hours ago?.......there will be no more attempts at credible verse today….quick somebody gimme a furry pooper…
MissPriss - August 1, 2012, 7:40 pm
Edit? I thought you were trying to sneak by the cenorship b***on. FYI Gary - use as a plausible excuse! Nice nose pic!
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's OK Gary; I too can't get up off the porch all that fast anymore...
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:03 am
Nos?…what’s a ‘nos’ Gary,…and ‘virging’??….who are you, Popeye?…note to self: Edit….especially at 6AM…geeezus…sorry Greeny, I’m in need of a mental enema.
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 8:59 am
A woof, for the memories….because I can’t.....nice nos on that bich, BTW...prolly a virging in the hind end sniffing dept.


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